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Harney & Sons
Upstate
13 Main Street
Millerton, NY

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New York, NY 10013

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One Lump or Two, Dahling?

Tea has always been the star student in History class. But let’s face it, who ever fancied the star History student over, say, the track and field guys?  In the 80s, Tea’s oozingly sexy jock-star cousins Cappucino and Latte began dominating café culture with their enticing oh-so-perfect hair, six pack abs, and walnut-crackable asses. Addictive bitches.

Tea should, therefore, be ecstatic it’s being elevated to a newly sophisticated status with a total makeover courtesy of Harney & Sons. The high-end tea company, whose stalwart customers include Williams-Sonoma and The Waldorf-Astoria, is helping the beverage regain its charm and mystique. Gourmet tasting rooms in Soho, as well as in Upstate, in Millerton, allow one to sample all varieties, including ‘art’ and exotic tea, in style and comfort. What’s more, tea tasting evenings provide the perfect alternative to wine tastings when dating detoxers or ‘teatotalers’.

Experience the new, urbane Tea in all its sharp-suited, yummy-bodied, strong-jawed glory.

History students just got a whole lot sexier.

By Shiv Paul