Prophylactic Fantastic
We know that our sophisticated Showties prefer to be pampered, treating themselves to luxury whenever the possibility presents itself. Crazy clear karats from Cartier? Yes, please! Fabulous footwear from Ferragamo? Indeed! But when push comes to shove, and our most significant Showtie needs to rise to the occasion, we know that no trashy Trojan will do.
Two French aristocrats, H. R. H. Prince Charles Emmanuel de Bourbon-Parme (he’s 68th in line for French throne and a direct descendant of Louis XIV) and Count Gil de Bizemont, have created a condom that is grand enough for the royal we. Their Original Condom Company, based in Condom-en-Armagnac, France, sells superior sheaths in premium packaging. The suede “Pocket” pack holds three while the leather-boxed “Regular” carries six for the true partying prince.
Charles and Gil insist there is no shame in this rubber game. After all, everyone knows Marie Antoinette really said, “Let them have cock!”
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