© Boston Guerilla Queer Bar
Where Nobody Knows Your Name…
Guerrilla Gays? No, it’s not the moniker for yet another niche subdivision of hirsute homosexual. Also, in case you were concerned, the guerrilla gays don’t carry firearms or shout anti-authoritarian slogans in public squares, and the only thing they’ll riot against is fluorescent lighting. But don’t be fooled, they’re still exponents of espionage, symbols of subterfuge, rangers on reconnaissance. They’re double-agents out to infiltrate foreign territory. In cities across America the guerrilla gays have taken straight bars by storm, to the surprise (and occasional dismay) of the establishment’s usual patrons. With top-secret location scouting decided in mysterious internet conclaves, once given the order guerrillas descend upon otherwise unsuspecting straight bars like Bolsheviks to the Winter Palace, albeit branding cosmos instead of rifles. And now Boston has its own sleeper cell.
So, Boston Showt readers, hear this: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to the BostonGQB (Boston Guerrilla Queer Bar) facebook page post haste and break free from the usual repetitive, Möbius strip-like gay bar crawl. Give Beantown a surprise and go guerrilla.
This woulda been one Cheers episode for the books!
By Matt Sigl
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Party & Play
